The Wind Clause
I the undersigned have read, understood and agreed to the following:
I will let kiter___________ (insert your name here) out of any previous plans we mave have made if there is a chance the wind might come up. I will never ask him to reconsider our previous plans, OR give him shiite for breaking off said plans to go kiting
I will let said kiter ride as often as the wind blows and not make any plans for him/us if the wind forecast shows its gonna blow for days
I will let said kiter out of making dinner or cleaning the dishes if he needs to clean his gear, rerig, or untangle lines.
I will pick up said kiter at any downwind location at anytime if he has it in his heart to do a downwinder. I will rearrange my schedule to fit the optimal wind window for his downwinder
I WILL NEVER tell him he cant spend money on new kite gear, equip, or related paraphenial, even if the money comes out of our joint acct.
I WILL NEVER complain if hes too tired after a day of kiting and he hasnt the energy to engage in coital tenderness. I will eagerly await when he is ready to participate or simply do all the hard work for him.
I will NEVER COMPLAIN that he spends too much time on the water and not enough with me
I WILL LOVE MY KITER FOR BEING A KITER and never ask hime to change
I ________________ (insert girls/boys name here) have read and understood the above statements and agree to comply fully with the bounds of this binding agreement.